Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Gyro's House attraction, brightly retiring in the afternoon sunlight
April 27, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Gyro's house, check what's in her underwear drawer, and grease her sauna.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After going on this attraction, go on something calmer.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum height 70".
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from stomach, lycanthropic, heart, clothing, attention-span, or leg problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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