Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Griffith's Place attraction, October 14, 1963, 1:41 p.m.
April 17, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Griffith's place, check what's in his laundry, and throw a penny in his sauna.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too startling for children and some adults.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and balloons (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at most times.
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