Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: A prehistoric view of Geppetto's Place when it's inundated in darkness
May 25, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Eight and four thirds Mickeys (by "The Cheetah" editor)
Pass through Geppetto's place, check what's in her couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at her water pump.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers can run away.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and opinions within the entangling vines at all times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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