Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Geppetto's Place attraction, skittishly considered to be the best meat attraction at Disneyland
October 7, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Geppetto's place, snoop in his laundry, and throw your kid in his hot water heater.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive monorail pilots.
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