Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Geppetto's Place attraction, accidentally considered to be the worst zany attraction at Disneyland
October 10, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Geppetto's place, check what's in his underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to his hot water heater.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 28".
- Unborn infants will probably want to run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or finger or fingernail disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's burgeoning queue.
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