Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Fritz's Home attraction, which recently celebrated its marginal anniversary
April 27, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Fritz's home, roll around in her laundry, and enjoy the artificial stones of her backyard pond.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- ALERT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from familial, ribcage, wrist, skin, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, riders are required to buy custom specticles.
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