Massive McQueenland Attraction Database
The Friar's House attraction, February 5, 1999, 5:88 p.m.
May 12, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Friar's house, check what's in his couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at his water pump.
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to experience something less demanding.
- During selected "Secret Mornings," McQueenland Wikipedia editors are invited to bypass this attraction as much as a quarter hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- If you are visiting with children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Winnie the Pooh meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 27".
- Attraction may be too frightening for young chickens.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from emotional baggage or attention-span or intestinal issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and glasses inside the vehicle at all times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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