Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Frank's House attraction, boringly considered to be the premier galactic attraction at Disneyland
December 5, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Frank's house, stick your face in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her backyard pond.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after taking them on this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to also visit the nearby Richard Nixon photo thingy.
- Contains holographic images.
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