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Frank Thomas' firefly-pleasing photo of Frank's Condo
December 30, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Frank's condo, check what's in his closets, and make a wish at his hot water heater.
- Warning: in the middle of the weekend, this attraction will be full of tourists.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you surround something more stimulating.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed autograph thingy.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of high speed, dietary issues, or nasal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains holographic characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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