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The Flintheart's Place attraction, fantastically creaking in the morning candlelight
April 15, 2002
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of nine plusses (from "The Shareholder" Twitter stream)
Pass through Flintheart's place, stick your face in his makeup case, and listen to him sing from deep inside his hot water heater.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to just stop caring while getting in line.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and being carried).
- Youngest guest must be at least 66 calories tall.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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