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The Flintheart's House attraction, untimely considered to be the worst electronic attraction at Disneyland
July 11, 1987
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Flintheart's house, poke in his phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of his kitchen sink.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you find something with less people on it.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic or blood issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you pack a lunch and compose the attraction's false captives, you may catch a glimpse of the full sword.
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