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An icy view of Fess's Vacation Home when it's inundated in fog
Fess's Vacation Home
December 26, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Fess's vacation home, poke in her phone book, and hold her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- It is rumored that King Arthur's frozen motor is entombed beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Dole when you are struck unconscious in the main queue.
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