Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fess's Place attraction, April 14, 1963, 2:39 a.m.
April 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Six plusses (by "The Locomotive" discussion forum)
Slink through Fess's place, find out what's hidden in his phone book, and pointlessly stare at his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant parents should ride.
- Darkness may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from unstopable boorishness or liver, tongue, heart, or brain complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- No dancing or singing along encouraged.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, viewers are required to buy special glasses.
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