Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fess's Home attraction, actually demolishing in the fading park light
August 8, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs down
Wander through Fess's home, stick your face in his closets, and read the sign bolted to his kitchen sink.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests are apt to point at you.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more exciting.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from weird allergies, felony convictions, or knee, lung, heart, neck, or chest complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No running or churros permitted.
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