Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Fess's Home attraction, September 4, 1972, 4:13 a.m.
February 16, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Fess's home, find out what's hidden in her underwear drawer, and make a wish at her sauna.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Before riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something that doesn't involve castles.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
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