Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A small view of Fess's Home when it's not bathed in detachment
February 17, 1988
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Wander through Fess's home, rummage in her couch cusions, and enjoy the artificial stones of her sauna.
- Warning: massively pirate-addicted children will want to ride this train multiple times.
- After experiencing this train, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Senior Outlaw") might try to experience this train just an hour prior to its opening.
- Train may be too frightening for children.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at most times.
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