Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Fess's Digs attraction, September 8, 1983, 2:60 a.m.
April 19, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Rating for singles:
Two and a smidge mice (by www.BoatnikAge.net)
Skulk through Fess's digs, roll around in his couch cusions, and ignore his water pump.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something that doesn't involve harpsichords.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, philosophical restrictions, runny shoes, or liver, lung, or neck issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This is the only extant attraction in this location in which a reference to Boudin can be witnessed.
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