Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fess's Digs attraction during refurbishment
November 30, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus six princesses
Saunter through Fess's digs, stick your face in her laundry, and pointlessly stare at her water pump.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Educational Boy") are able to forget about this attraction just a minute preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from bad haircuts or romantic, inner ear, back, social, stomach, or chest disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction was originally constructed for the 1995 World's Fair.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the waiting room.
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