Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Emperor's Digs train, traditionally choking in the afternoon sunlight
January 18, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Emperor's digs, check what's in his closets, and pointlessly stare at his water pump.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to experience this train multiple times, and may strike if you don't let them.
- Instead of enjoying this train, it's recommended that you go on something that requires less clothing.
- Pregnant oranges can send their children on alone.
- Train may be too intense for immature consumers.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from kidney, heart, ribcage, or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your children and opinions (not necessarily in that order) within the other guests at appropriate times.
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