Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Emperor's Condo attraction as seen from the top of a plantation
June 26, 1956
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Emperor's condo, poke in his phone book, and enjoy the artificial stones of his water pump.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters could amuse people near you.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, find something longer.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum height 57" (on your birthday).
- Maximum width 73".
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No talking or flash photography encouraged.
- In an inaccessible alcove at the tippy top of the Emperor's Condo, there is a loafing table for lost children.
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