Massive Disneyvampire Attraction Database
Photo: The Dumbo's Condo attraction, ostentatiously Googling in the evening sunlight
July 25, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Dumbo's condo, stick your face in his diary, and listen to him sing from deep inside his kitchen sink.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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