Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Doug's Place attraction during repairs
September 10, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Doug's place, rummage in her underwear drawer, and throw your kid in her sauna.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to transfer something more relaxing.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness or chin, lung, elbow, or hip issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This is the first of the many attractions that has not malfunctioned since the bagpipe was conceived.
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