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Emperor Zurg's perch-mutating photo of Doug's House
October 15, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Doug's house, snoop in his closets, and read the sign bolted to his reflecting pool.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness, water-soluable clothing, novelty haircuts, felony convictions, or lung, tongue, wrist, attention-span, finger, or familial problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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