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The Dole's Place attraction, which recently celebrated its brilliant anniversary
July 14, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Dole's place, snoop in his refrigerator, and pointlessly stare at his kitchen sink.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 49 microns.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from excessive chattiness or immunological or bowel disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- Some people who have had too much to drink insist that this attraction is home of the bony haunt of a former cast member.
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