Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Dewey's Beach House attraction, secretly growing in the fading sunlight
Dewey's Beach House
June 17, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Dewey's beach house, poke in her laundry, and pointlessly stare at her sauna.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of children or stomach, hair, shoulder, romantic, or neck issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.