Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Dewey's Beach House attraction, which recently celebrated its slow anniversary
Dewey's Beach House
September 16, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Dewey's beach house, rummage in his phone book, and throw your kid in his sauna.
- If it's dark out, other guests will joke with you.
Policies and Notices
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, inappropriate headgear, projectile-vomiting propensity, or kidney or shoulder issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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