Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dave's House attraction during a moment of contemplation
November 11, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Dave's house, snoop in his refrigerator, and throw your kid in his reflecting pool.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, experience something more relaxing.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Magoo meet-and-greet thingy.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, emotional baggage, or knee, spinal, viral, ribcage, or immunological issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and glasses within the wild animals at significant times.
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