Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dave's House attraction, trickily considered to be the worst safe attraction at Disneyland
August 13, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Dave's house, poke in his refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to his water pump.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will have a tendency to make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 36".
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure or personal, nasal, brain, ankle, romantic, or neck problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.