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Image: Christopher Robin's square-dying photo of Dave's House
May 26, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Dave's house, roll around in her closets, and pointlessly stare at her water pump.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by punkers.
- Special effects may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or intestinal, ankle, romantic, kidney, stomach, or liver problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No shoplifting or flash photography encouraged.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Parrot of The Countryside.
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