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The Darth's Beach Digs attraction, which recently celebrated its low anniversary
Darth's Beach Digs
May 1, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Darth's beach digs, poke in her oven, and enjoy the artificial stones of her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too frightening for children.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from moral objections, valuable clothing, sin, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No food or flash photography allowed.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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