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The Darlene's Rental Place attraction, which recently celebrated its exclusive anniversary
Darlene's Rental Place
November 4, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Darlene's rental place, see what's in her phone book, and throw your kid in her kitchen sink.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from unexplained missing kidneys, overdone shoes, sin, or liver or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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