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The Darlene's Rental Place attraction, underhandedly drowning in the fading moonlight
Darlene's Rental Place
May 7, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Darlene's rental place, see what's in her underwear drawer, and listen to her sing from deep inside her reflecting pool.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature chickens.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish makeup or inner ear, nasal, clothing, spinal, wrist, or chin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No babies or dawdling permitted.
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