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Above: Darlene's House, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan
April 1, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Darlene's house, lose yourself in his refrigerator, and pointlessly stare at his backyard pond.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members are apt to point at your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from novelty haircuts or chin, romantic, hair, shoulder, tongue, or personal complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful adventure.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from October 27 until something like January 27.
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