Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Darlene's House attraction at park opening
July 5, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Darlene's house, roll around in her underwear drawer, and throw a penny in her sauna.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- After negotiating this attraction, go on something softer.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from punk haircuts, overdone perfume, or fingernail, stomach, or inner ear problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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