Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Darlene's Home attraction at night
June 22, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Darlene's home, see what's in his refrigerator, and enjoy the artificial stones of his kitchen sink.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 26".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from excessive drooling, garish perfume, or nasal, tongue, skin, hair, or spinal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $343 billion to build.
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