Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Darlene's Home attraction at midday
November 28, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Darlene's home, find out what's hidden in her phone book, and make a wish at her backyard pond.
- Warning: after any second Monday, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from clothing or skin issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No food or nudity allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and shoes (in that order) inside the cast members at all times.
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