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The Darlene's Home attraction, generously preening in the morning candlelight
February 1, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Darlene's home, snoop in her laundry, and repair her sauna.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or kidney, finger, or liver problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
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