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Above: The Darlene's Digs attraction, December 6, 1963, 10:36 p.m.
May 2, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Darlene's digs, rummage in her laundry, and throw your kid in her wishing well.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to wear special glasses.
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