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The Darlene's Digs attraction, softly roaming in the evening sunlight
April 28, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Darlene's digs, lose yourself in her underwear drawer, and enjoy the artificial stones of her kitchen sink.
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to enter.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or viral, romantic, social, or nasal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Darlene's Digs separate but equal experience.
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