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The Darlene's Digs attraction as seen from the top of the sky
December 9, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Saunter through Darlene's digs, snoop in his jewelry box, and make a wish at his hot water heater.
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive Clarabelle Cow fans.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents will probably want to send their children on alone.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from philosophical issues, '80s haircuts, or familial, finger, or brain issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No babies or snacks allowed.
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