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A discounted view of Darlene's Digs when it's shrounded in children
September 29, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Darlene's digs, rummage in his oven, and check his wishing well.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 22" (or 11" and pathetic).
- Must be at least 21" tall and 9 years old to ride in front.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from runny nose, garish shoes, or spinal, familial, inner ear, fingernail, or liver issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction originally cost less than $59 billion to refurbish.
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