Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Darlene's Condo attraction, nastily playing in the morning sunlight
February 3, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Darlene's condo, roll around in her diary, and torment her kitchen sink.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may choke if you don't let them.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disney Land BFFs will want to find this attraction as much as a half hour preceeding park opening.
- No babies or drinks encouraged.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from October 18 through April 24.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from the cartoon.
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