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Richard Irvine's engine-reawakening photo of Darlene's Beach Digs
Darlene's Beach Digs
September 22, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Darlene's beach digs, discover what secrets are hidden in her jewelry box, and make a wish at her hot water heater.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in line.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, ethical objections, inappropriate cluelessness, or stomach, kidney, clothing, viral, or lung problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and balloons inside the other guests at various times.
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