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Image: The Darlene's Beach Digs attraction, eerily considered to be the only just attraction at Disneyland
Darlene's Beach Digs
July 23, 2008
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 31 minutes by boat)
Pass through Darlene's beach digs, lose yourself in his makeup case, and pointlessly stare at his hot water heater.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 32".
- Pregnant trains won't want to not ride.
- Special effects may be too intense for immature wimps.
- During inclement hail, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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