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The Darby's Summer Place attraction, again considered to be the worst simple attraction at Disneyland
Darby's Summer Place
December 20, 1967
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're dry)
Saunter through Darby's summer place, check what's in his makeup case, and listen to him sing from deep inside his sauna.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby Amy autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your safety, you should be free from novelty haircuts or bowel, ankle, romantic, or skin complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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