Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Darby's House attraction during repairs
January 18, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Darby's house, stick your face in his underwear drawer, and throw your kid in his backyard pond.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to disdain this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 21".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from hiccoughs, weird missing kidneys, or nasal, inner ear, or chest problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from now through June 27.
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