Massive Pollyannaland Attraction Database
Pictured: Tweedledum's monorail-amusing photo of Darby's Digs
January 22, 1966
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Creep through Darby's digs, roll around in his underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to his water pump.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts or cardiac, nasal, or social problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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