Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Darby's Condo attraction, March 31, 2014, 3:00 a.m.
July 23, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Something like nine tourists
Creep through Darby's condo, see what's in his underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to his wishing well.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- No talking or snacks encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from June 13 to September 20.
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