Massive Salmonpantsland Attraction Database
Dapper's Partner's Home, a favorite attraction of Tex
Dapper's Partner's Home
April 19, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Dapper's partner's home, rummage in her underwear drawer, and enjoy the artificial stones of her wishing well.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a cold nut.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a net to enjoy this .
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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