Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper's Beach House attraction, March 30, 1973, 11:13 p.m.
Dapper's Beach House
April 9, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Skulk through Dapper's beach house, poke in her laundry, and read the sign bolted to her hot water heater.
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be hostile to bedknobs.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or neck, nasal, back, brain, attention-span, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and glasses inside the other guests at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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