Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper's Beach House attraction at first light
Dapper's Beach House
July 11, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Something like eight fairies
Walk through Dapper's beach house, find out what's hidden in his oven, and pointlessly stare at his sauna.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't sit next to someone you find tripping, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness or chest, ribcage, tongue, intestinal, or chin disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
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