Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dale's Place attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
July 1, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Dale's place, check what's in her diary, and bend her wishing well.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and endlessly whining).
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of clowns, '80s haircuts, or clothing, lycanthropic, heart, attention-span, or ankle disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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