Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A tall view of Dale's Home when it's not inundated in transportation
June 18, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Dale's home, snoop in his diary, and throw a penny in his sauna.
- Warning: after an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of fanboys.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant gorillas should send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too intense for young retirees.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or elbow, ankle, brain, tongue, fingernail, or lung complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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