Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Cynthia's House, a favorite ride of Luigi
August 24, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Never designed by:
Slink through Cynthia's house, lose yourself in his underwear drawer, and listen to him sing from deep inside his kitchen sink.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this ride.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable Merlin Jones photo pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness or hair, nasal, or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very wet on this ride.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this ride.
- Because this is a high-speed ride, the uninsured are required to have custom specticles.
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