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Above: A historic view of Cynthia's Home when it's not covered in children
April 21, 1968
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Rating for tweens:
Skulk through Cynthia's home, stick your face in her couch cusions, and throw your kid in her water pump.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or leg, tongue, familial, inner ear, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
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