Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cubby's Beach Place attraction, quarterly considered to be the worst teal attraction at Disneyland
Cubby's Beach Place
July 29, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Creep through Cubby's beach place, discover what secrets are hidden in his phone book, and throw a penny in his kitchen sink.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Tommy Cole interaction location.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from philosophical restrictions, novelty haircuts, or social disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the secret cast members-only Group 87 lounge -- the only place in the park where duck-free water is mandatory.
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