Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Elvis' eye-flaming photo of Cruella's Place
March 15, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Cruella's place, roll around in her phone book, and throw your kid in her hot water heater.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters may pick on you.
- After enjoying this experience, it's recommended that you go on something softer.
- Pregnant hippos will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Explosions may be too boring for young wimps.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or familial, viral, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey's overly child-friendly queue.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are no dictionaries used in this experience.
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