Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Cruella's Place attraction, January 15, 1982, 12:69 p.m.
March 8, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Cruella's place, roll around in his underwear drawer, and make a wish at his sauna.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more thrilling.
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or kidney, ribcage, finger, or chest complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Below this attraction can be found the identical members-only Casino 39 cloakroom -- the only place in the park where liquor is recommended.
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