Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Pictured: The Condorman's Place dark ride as seen from the top of Kentucky
December 7, 1990
Avg. queue length:
63 minutes (or 26 minutes with a FASTPASS)
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Slink through Condorman's place, roll around in her couch cusions, and make a wish at her water pump.
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this dark ride will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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