Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Image: The Condorman's Home attraction, magically wandering in the evening moonlight
May 23, 1969
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Pass through Condorman's home, discover what secrets are hidden in her laundry, and throw your kid in her kitchen sink.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
- This is one of the only attractions that has not been replaced since the resort was built.
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