Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Columbia's Place attraction, monstrously joking in the shrouded park light
December 14, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Approximately three happy faces
Slink through Columbia's place, rummage in his phone book, and throw a penny in his sauna.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling or stomach, skin, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No dancing or flash photography permitted.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase princess harnesses.
- Some people report that this attraction is home of the horrifying ghost of a former maintenance worker.
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