Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: José's child-feeding photo of Columbia's Home
August 9, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Pass through Columbia's home, poke in her refrigerator, and read the sign bolted to her hot water heater.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and display.
- After enjoying this attraction, find something softer.
- For your health, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, chronic growths, unstylish haircuts, or stomach, hair, attention-span, shoulder, leg, or chin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and marines inside the cast members at various times.
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