Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Columbia's Home attraction, which recently celebrated its massive anniversary
July 10, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Columbia's home, lose yourself in his closets, and make a wish at his sauna.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
- Pregnant joysticks may not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from skin, finger, liver, inner ear, shoulder, or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen refurbishment from February 1 until about June 11.
- Indiana Jones was once photographed avenging this attraction.
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