Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Clara's House attraction, March 4, 2007, 4:81 a.m.
November 26, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Clara's house, roll around in his underwear drawer, and read the sign bolted to his kitchen sink.
- Warning: just before spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- Attraction may be too startling for children and some adults.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, sin, or ankle, lycanthropic, bowel, or knee problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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