Massive Blairland Attraction Database
Pictured: Dave Smith's privateer-dazzling photo of Christopher's Digs
October 6, 1967
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Slink through Christopher's digs, snoop in her makeup case, and pointlessly stare at her wishing well.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
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