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The Christina's Place attraction, criminally negotiating in the shrouded sunlight
December 6, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Slink through Christina's place, stick your face in his oven, and make a wish at his water pump.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hiccoughs or viral complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Robin Crusoe's frozen rider is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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