Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Chip's Summer Condo attraction at midday
Chip's Summer Condo
September 4, 1986
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Chip's summer condo, stick your face in his laundry, and throw your kid in his backyard pond.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Special effects may be too intense for children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic, leg, knee, chest, back, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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