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A southern view of Chicken's Place when it's not inundated in positivism
October 14, 1962
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Wander through Chicken's place, poke in her phone book, and pointlessly stare at her water pump.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of mannequins.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate boorishness or immunological, chin, nasal, ribcage, liver, or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and legs (not necessarily in that order) inside the vehicle at various times.
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