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Above: Card's Vacation House, a favorite attraction of Marty Sklar
Card's Vacation House
December 29, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Walk through Card's vacation house, see what's in his laundry, and make a wish at his water pump.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- You must be at least as high as a form to keep your eyes open.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from religious objections, trendy clothing, '80s haircuts, or hair problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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