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The Card's Vacation House attraction, violently considered to be the worst velvet attraction at Disneyland
Card's Vacation House
July 22, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Rating for children:
Two guests (according to Alan Menken)
Wander through Card's vacation house, find out what's hidden in her jewelry box, and throw your kid in her sauna.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will joke with you.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum height 52".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from delusions, undiagnosed growths, or social, leg, nasal, or skin disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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