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Chernabog's performer-erupting photo of Card's Vacation House
Card's Vacation House
October 7, 1964
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
A median score of three Disneys
Walk through Card's vacation house, check what's in her couch cusions, and pointlessly stare at her kitchen sink.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this show with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
Policies and Alerts
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for consumers.
- Boredom may occur.
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